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Transformers: The Last Knight

Transformers: The Last Knight

“Garbage fire. Bursting at the seams with so much utter bullshit.”

June 23, 2017
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Grade: D
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47 Meters Down

47 Meters Down

“Mixes pulp and terror. Successfully depicts the unsettling creepiness that is endless ocean.”

June 20, 2017
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Grade: B
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Beatriz at Dinner

Beatriz at Dinner

“Dialogue bites without allowing the main characters to maul each other with their incompatible beliefs.”

June 16, 2017
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Grade: B
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It Comes at Night

It Comes at Night

“[Director] Shults has created a thriller full of mystery, intrigue and slow-burning intensity.”

June 9, 2017
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Grade: B-
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The Mummy

The Mummy

“Tom Cruise is absolutely the wrong choice. At least the Brendan Fraser movies were fun.”

June 9, 2017
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Grade: C
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Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

“It’s the redemption the critically-maligned DC Extended Universe so desperately needs.”

June 1, 2017
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Grade: B+
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Chuck

Chuck

“Early parts of the film feature some true greatness…but punches itself out and staggers to the finish.”

May 27, 2017
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Grade: B-
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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

“It’s a mixed bag, but an entertaining one nonetheless.”

May 26, 2017
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Grade: B-
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Baywatch

Baywatch

“Belly flops when it comes to effective satire and face plants into the sand when it comes to raunch.”

May 26, 2017
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Grade: D
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Alien: Covenant

Alien: Covenant

“Passable sci-fi fare. Katherine Waterston is wonderful and Sigourney Weaver-esque.”

May 19, 2017
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Grade: B-
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Guardians of the Galaxy 2

Guardians of the Galaxy 2

“Delivers most of the stuff you loved about the first go-round, only this time with a lot more of it.”

May 5, 2017
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Grade: B
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Their Finest

Their Finest

“Isn’t quite the strong female-empowerment movie it wants to be, but it is well-performed.”

April 21, 2017
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Grade: B-
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