Reviews by Jerrod


Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

“A visually amazing world—too bad the characters can’t carry the load.”

July 21, 2017
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Grade: B-
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Spider-Man: Homecoming

Spider-Man: Homecoming

“Delivers an essential, delightful version of a movie no one wanted in the first place.”

July 7, 2017
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Grade: B+
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Transformers: The Last Knight

Transformers: The Last Knight

“Garbage fire. Bursting at the seams with so much utter bullshit.”

June 23, 2017
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Grade: D
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The Mummy

The Mummy

“Tom Cruise is absolutely the wrong choice. At least the Brendan Fraser movies were fun.”

June 9, 2017
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Grade: C
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Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

“It’s the redemption the critically-maligned DC Extended Universe so desperately needs.”

June 1, 2017
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Grade: B+
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Baywatch

Baywatch

“Belly flops when it comes to effective satire and face plants into the sand when it comes to raunch.”

May 26, 2017
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Grade: D
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Guardians of the Galaxy 2

Guardians of the Galaxy 2

“Delivers most of the stuff you loved about the first go-round, only this time with a lot more of it.”

May 5, 2017
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Grade: B
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The Fate of the Furious

The Fate of the Furious

“Dom’s betrayal is pretty thin gruel that no true fan will buy, and new director F. Gary Gray knows it.”

April 13, 2017
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Grade: C+
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Ghost in the Shell

Ghost in the Shell

“A beautiful-looking film that proclaims to be about identity, but fails to find one of its own.”

March 31, 2017
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Grade: C+
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Kong: Skull Island

Kong: Skull Island

“A mess. We’re expected to follow too many different poorly-drawn characters (big ape included).”

March 10, 2017
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Grade: C
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Logan

Logan

“[Logan] outdoes every film in the ‘X’-series—and most comic book movies, period.”

February 17, 2017
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Grade: A
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The Great Wall

The Great Wall

“Boring…It doesn’t ever fully embrace its potential for mash-up weirdness.”

February 17, 2017
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Grade: C
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