Epic

“Unsuccessful at capturing the emotions of the entire story thanks to a static storyline.”

Django Unchained

“A sharply-written spectacle masked as a spaghetti western. Sergio Leone would be proud, traumatized.”

Carnage

“Starts off effortlessly enough before diving into a diatribe of irritating proportions.”

Water for Elephants

“Lacks the romantic luster needed to match the enchanting, saga-like feel of the time.”

Inglourious Basterds

“A manic faux-history lesson only someone like Tarantino could conjure up.”