Danny Trejo – Inmate #1

“If I retire, I’ll die. But what’s to retire from? People say, ‘Aren’t you going on vacation?’ My life’s a vacation!”

Muppets Most Wanted

“While the laughs are there and the songs are solid…it feels much less satisfying.”

Machete Kills

“Equal parts satire and parody, it piles on the craziness with reckless abandon from the get-go.”

Danny Trejo – Machete

“The things I do with Jessica [Alba] in this movie, I’m like, ‘Thank you, Jesus!'”


“Entertaining mayhem and political satire…with the aesthetics of a hardcore vigilante film.”