Breaking Dawn – Part 1

“Skull-crushingly terrible…pukes the prose onto the screen with little regard for anyone or anything.”


“The best of ‘The Twilight Saga’ franchise. That, however, doesn’t say much.”

Valentine’s Day

“Gluttons for this type of cheap, faux-holiday filler will eat it up without much thought.”

New Moon

“Inundated with enough hamminess to fill the next two films in the series.”