Terminator Genisys
“Ramped up to ridiculous heights. It’s all so poorly plotted out that literally none of it is engaging.”
Ted 2
“Shines when sticking to the humor, which is just as gross as you would expect from Seth McFarlane.”
Jurassic World
“Overcomes misdeeds in its screenplay by giving us some thrilling dinosaur action.”
Entourage
“It plays like the ninth season of a cable show that stopped having interesting things to say in Season 4.”
San Andreas
“Amazingly-realized destructo-porn special effects and a story with the depth of an empty swimming pool.”
Poltergeist
“Feels less like a retread of the original and more like a cheap copy of the dozens of films that followed it.”
Mad Max: Fury Road
“Amazing mix of physical and CGI effects…The story just isn’t there to take the enjoyment to the next level.”
Avengers: Age of Ultron
“There is a lot of movie to this movie. Feels inconsequential at best, like a place-holder at worst.”
Tommy Wiseau – The Room
“I’m speak up here. Some of the stuff, people don’t understand me.”
Unfriended
“Ultimately can’t overcome the boredom its confines create. The premise wears thin quickly.”
Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy & Bill Corbett – RiffTrax
“People realize they were in a real stinkburger.”
Furious 7
“A convoluted mess…There’s a real sadness here as the film works hard to retire Paul Walker.”