Self/less
Jerrod Kingery
“Shows its cards too early and follows too predictable a path. Store-brand Jason Bourne action.”
“Shows its cards too early and follows too predictable a path. Store-brand Jason Bourne action.”
“Director Kapadia’s style is nothing short of brilliant as he is able to weave together an engaging narrative.”
“Ramped up to ridiculous heights. It’s all so poorly plotted out that literally none of it is engaging.”
“Shines when sticking to the humor, which is just as gross as you would expect from Seth McFarlane.”
“There is still enough silliness mixed with the more serious issues to push this Pixar project ahead.”
“Early moments of flourish…but the narrative takes it down different paths that stretch it way too thin.”
“Overcomes misdeeds in its screenplay by giving us some thrilling dinosaur action.”
“Balances action and comedy to varying degrees. Mines some decent comedy out of familiar tropes.”
“It plays like the ninth season of a cable show that stopped having interesting things to say in Season 4.”
“Amazingly-realized destructo-porn special effects and a story with the depth of an empty swimming pool.”
“Feels less like a retread of the original and more like a cheap copy of the dozens of films that followed it.”
“Far less creative than it thinks it is. Runs its mediocre narrative into the ground.”