Friday the 13th
Kiko Martinez
“It’s gruesome, but still as cliché and unoriginal as they come.”
“It’s gruesome, but still as cliché and unoriginal as they come.”
“Very little of the storyline feel authentic and logical, even from a science fiction standpoint.”
“It’s so dispiriting to remember when Steve Martin was actually funny.”
“A dose of banality disguised as a tale of female empowerment…just as generic as its title.”
“Cheats the audience out of what should have been a supernatural indulgence.”
“Feels so much like other revenge films before it…fires blanks as an innovative narrative.”
“Grotesque, grim, and gimmicky without an ounce of campiness for horror fans.”
“Wonderful visuals and a convincing cast that includes Oscar winner Helen Mirren.”
“Easily-entertained young children and biased dog lovers might enjoy the cuteness.”
“A straightforward and safe take in biographical terms…it merely skims the surface.”
“Most of the jokes run longer than they should while others fall flat on delivery.”
“Hellacious…regurgitates everything that is wrong with the horror genre today.”