“Take away all of the unnecessary plot contrivances, sex, women, fast cars and guns and nothing remains.”

Big Eyes

“Rekindles enough…spirit to make you look forward to Burton’s next project with an open mind.”


“Unsuccessful at capturing the emotions of the entire story thanks to a static storyline.”

Django Unchained

“A sharply-written spectacle masked as a spaghetti western. Sergio Leone would be proud, traumatized.”


“Starts off effortlessly enough before diving into a diatribe of irritating proportions.”

Water for Elephants

“Lacks the romantic luster needed to match the enchanting, saga-like feel of the time.”

Inglourious Basterds

“A manic faux-history lesson only someone like Tarantino could conjure up.”