Masterminds
“Zach Galifianakis’ affectations only distract from the okay-enough humor on display.”
The Magnificent Seven
“A pop-culture western. It’s been a while since a western was played as an action movie.”
Blair Witch
“Ideas [are] brought up and abandoned too quickly; mythology never gets expanded upon.”
Yoga Hosers
“What the hell happened to Kevin Smith and his ability to tell a funny story on a movie screen?”
Sausage Party
“Hilarious at times. With a little more stamina leading up to the climax, it could have been legendary.”
Suicide Squad
“[Has] an erratic tone and butchered-to-hell narrative flow…[and] feels icky with flop sweat.”
Jason Bourne
“You might wish Bourne had stayed in hiding instead of going through the motions one more time.”
Warcraft
“Takes a video game with a paper-thin premise and attempts to craft a low-rent ‘Lord of the Rings.'”
TMNT: Out of the Shadows
“They got the four turtles and villains Bebop, Rocksteady and Krang exactly right.”
X-Men: Apocalypse
“Fox had righted the franchise, so let’s hope this crummy mutation doesn’t affect the series again.”
Everybody Wants Some!!
“[Director] Linklater makes no apologies for wanting to hang out with these characters.”
The Huntsman: Winter’s War
“You can imagine Disney lawyers drafting a lawsuit.”