Spectre

“Take away all of the unnecessary plot contrivances, sex, women, fast cars and guns and nothing remains.”

Truth

“Spends a chunk of time in hero worship mode, almost as if it is trying to protect the legacy of Rather.”

Crimson Peak

“Any horror elements, mostly taking place in the form of ghosts, feel like a complete afterthought.”

The Walk

“Feels like rejected Disney material, complete with a lame meet-cute and stereotypical imagery.”

The Martian

“The total cinematic package – humorous, gripping, intelligent and extremely entertaining.”

American Ultra

“A disaster. Sleepwalks for 90 minutes, throwing in obligatory plot contrivances just for the hell of it.”

Fantastic Four

“An incredibly frustrating experience. Literally nothing about the film works.”

Paper Towns

“A mammoth waste of time…Unrealistic, annoying and emotionally hollow.”