September 6, 2013 by  

Tio Papi


Tio Papi

Joey Diedo wonders how much longer he has to put up with his own movie "Tio Papi."

Starring: Joey Diedo, Elizabeth Rodriguez, Kelly McGillis
Directed by: Fro Rojas (debut)
Written by: Joey Diedo (“Downtown: A Street Tale”) and Brian Herskowitz (TV’s “Hercules: The Legendary Journeys”)

Director Fro Rojas’s family dramedy “Tio Papi” – about a middle-aged Puerto Rican who is suddenly forced to care for his six nieces and nephews when their parents are killed in a car accident – is a disaster from start to finish. There’s no nice way of laying it down.

Enjoying his time as bachelor, Uncle Ray Ray (Joey Diedo, also credited as a co-writer) is living the good life. Liked by everyone but his neighbor/ex-girlfriend Cheeky (Elizabeth Rodriguez), he always manages to smooth his way out of bad situations (like always being late on his rent). When his sister’s kids get left at his front door one morning by rigid social worker Elizabeth Warden (Kelly McGillis), Ray Ray is forced to have to make some difficult decisions.

After much struggle, Uncle Ray Ray seeks assistance from Cheeky in figuring out how to care for the six kids. He soon realizes he would rather keep them together as a family instead of having the state find separate homes for each of them, but not before the youngest ones are taken away and placed in foster care.

It’s evident screenwriters Joey Dedio and Brian Herskowitz tried to take a stab at writing a heartfelt dramedy centering around the transformation of Uncle Ray Ray from a bachelor into a responsible parent, but to their demise, every storyline was rushed and underdeveloped, leaving zero chance for laughter and tears and for the audience to get any sense of growth from his character. Performances from the cast were certainly nothing to rave about as well. With choppy dialogue and phony acting, you’ll be left wondering how much longer till the end.

The third act is a culmination of cliche and unrealistic events that push everything over the edge. Trying to get his kids back, Uncle Ray Ray finds himself unable to pay his lawyer, but with the flick of a wand, it seems, he comes across a random briefcase filled with money which eventually lands him a front page story in the newspaper when he decides to be the good Samaritan and turn it in. By the time the final scene rolls around, you are drained with disbelief in how bad this is. The only thought you can fathom is, “Why in the heck is Uncle Ray Ray’s landlord in every scene?!”

Grade: D-

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4 Responses to “Tio Papi”
  1. Maria Altagracia says:

    OMG I have seen this movie and absolutely LOVEEEDDDD it! Ms. Lopez as a Latina you should know the importance of seeing a film like Tio Papi as an inspiration not only to families but to our culture. Seeing a good Latino film that has nothing to do with drugs, immigration and witchcraft. Come on Ms. Lopez where have you been living?? It’s people like you who keep this culture from not growing and being empowered. Hey Bill Cosby was critcized too when he did The Cosby show and yet it was such s success and broke down stereotypes around the world. Ms. Lopez you should really do some research on Latino history of this business. Like Rita Moreno said, we Latinos have been around for over 100 years in Hollywood and we are not where we belong, well with people like Ms. Ashley Lopez, it’s no wonder why.

  2. TripasMenudo says:

    Great Review Ms. Lopez! This movie deserved a much lower grade than what you gave.

  3. It's so obvious says:

    Ms Altagracia – just because a film is reflective of the Latino culture does not automatically mean that the film is good. It’s sad that you can’t make that distinction. Learn to think critically before throwing around ridiculous accusations.

  4. Support Indie Films says:

    I agree with you Maria. I appreciate the efforts of film making and I see how quick someone like Ms. Lopez bashes hard work. This movie looks like a good film and yet Ms. Lopez has nothing to say good about it. It’s obvious that something is behind these negative reviews. It is an empty review anyway it doesn’t even validate why she would give such a low grade. Shame on all of you for your negativity, you all sound so miserable.

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